December 2008
23 posts
fucking shit.
the asians are invading. ashley: your nose looks expecially nice these days. and your aunt is a bamf. but your not. well, you may have earned a little bit of stats with the new nose ring. but only a little and jt got back! yay. but i still have to get him another present, boys are hard. no pun intended.  today was third christmas at the grandparents. all was good, got some money. yummy food....
Dec 29th
update!
i was watching keeping up with the kardashians earlier.  marathon. now im gonna go watch flight of the conchords with the fam. whaddup. watch out for the griggs family movie, arriving soon. curtsey of max griggs. i hate my parents for buying him that camera.
Dec 27th
noel.
merry christmas!! i havent written very much the past couple of days, busy with christmas stuff i supose? and snow! today was a good day, we didnt go to my grandparents like usual, but we hung out with the buddekes, and watched batman for the hundreth time. and my aunt, crazy cousin, and uncle came over and my mother made a yummy dinner. i got my dress form! yayyy. its a really nice one too....
Dec 26th
“‘Welcome to the homo-erotic submarine! Shirts off men.’”
– E-rock.
Dec 24th
CHRISTMAS EVE.
is tomorrow! yaya.
Dec 24th
there is so much fucking snow.
Dec 22nd
fuck yeah.
dude ceara.  its from flight of the conchords! ahh that makes it so much better. i should have known. i bet my brother knew. hes crazy. and seriously, how can compete with a damn two year old. at least my mother didnt throw shoes at us.
Dec 20th
Eric: Whenever I picture drug dealers I always see old british ladies with grey hair and flowered hats.
Me: Ohhh so like the queen, do you think the queen does drugs?
Eric: Yeah, she probably pops pills.
Dec 19th
i fell on my butt today, four times, got pulled on a sled by a large dog, and ate orange foods. all in all, success. 
Dec 17th
high school parties.
all the high school parties ive been to are just dance parties, i guess i havent truly had the experience of those red beer cup parties you always see in movies. the classic ones. i think that will happen one day. i want a bo burhnam party. mmmm. so  this weekend seems to be lasting forever, which is awesome. i love snow.  friday night; i went to this gingerbread party with jt at his moms...
Dec 16th
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im annoyed, its somthing i cant really fix either. i think thats what bugs me the most. i hate it when people are inconsiderate douche bags. i really want it to work, but it hasent been working for the past two weeks. i hate it when all the good things in one day, can be ruined from one person. listen too boston by augustana [its my myspace song]. it sound weirder on myspace then it really...
Dec 13th
three minutes.
until the office starts. all i have to say for today is that my grades are improving, which is excellent. and i think i did well on the math test, and hopefully the chem test for tomorrow. i finished my thing in troyan, i still kinda have to finish my photography story, ehhhh. and i have to do my conclusion and i will hopefully do ok on murphy. school=good person=not so good. i hate fighting,...
Dec 12th
correction;
ashley, your not just a BAMF, your a badass BAMF.
Dec 12th
grandpa likes the nutcracker.
today was a good day. im happy. i did well on my math test, which was a pretty good way to start off the day. then actually UNDERSTOOD my math homework, and finished it all in class. then in rademacher we did the gay state testing. and my computed kept fucking up which was bothersome, but i did well. then we just sat around in the hall cause that old lady cant move. murphy seemed to go fasted then...
Dec 11th
the vampire friend.
i have a friend who is a vampire. she laughs a lot. and she is retarded. she dissapoints me. and eats people her real name is sierra duarte
Dec 9th
Everybody is Dumb.
ceceleo: You really think Amy could write something as wonderful as Lorb of the Rings? Jeeesh. It takes Asian genuisness to achieve that level of greatness.  And to also hack into Amy’s blog. Baha. P.S. MADDIE do you realize that you’re picture says HOES because you cut off the S? I’m guessing you did that on purpose though, haha.   ahahaha. i didnt even notice that. you know what i...
Dec 8th
...
amy lorber should not be allowed to have a blog.
Dec 7th
library.
im sitting here in the library next to amy lorber. who smells like shit right now, I dont know if I should tell her or not, its kind of a problem. ahahahahh. she just got a tumblr too. its bamfisnotwhoiam.tumblr.com ultimate faggot, i know.
Dec 5th
Dec 4th
another one with the golden tongue.
today was a good day, except it seemed really longggggg. mr.rabchuked bored me, and i dont understand anything thing in math. which i suppose is unfortanate. idk, he doesnt explain shit. fuck man. then rademacher was boring, as usual. but im almost done with smashed, which is always a plus. i will finish it tonight.i think im going to read a million little pieces next, even though i know its fake...
Dec 4th
marzipan.
i just made some bomb ass magnets. fuck yeahhh. they are better then my mothers, but dont tell her. shhhh. today was a good day, im excited for this weekend. im slappin at the listers and thats always interesting. kevin listen is extreme. and so is austin lister. but not ashley lister. im looking forward to starbucks, and food thats ‘always the same, so fresh.’ so fresh. mmmm good. im...
Dec 3rd
i found it.
I am what I am. by Maddie Griggs. I am what I am. I am the sun poking out of dark rain clouds on a stormy day. I am bright. I am bold. I am loud. I am an insperation. I am what I am. I say what’s on my mind. I am respectful. I am loving. I am judgemental. I am adventurous. I am spontaneous. I am impulsive. I am what I am. I speak before I think. I do before I evaluate. I worry before I...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st